That awkward moment when you slip and fall
Expectation:
Reality:
Can you not.
Cindy Bacon is my nickname. Even if you don't follow me, thanks for checking me out!
Most Awarded Artists of All Time (2013)
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| Me with romantic interest: | Hi, how've you been lately? How's that project you're working on? Yeah? I'd love to see sometime, dude! How's the family? Good, good. Well, I'll talk to you later! Yeah we definitely need to hang out more often. Hopefully see you soon! :) |
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| Me with platonic friend: | YOU GORGEOUS CREATURE HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN SINCE LAST I SAW YOU? HOW I'VE MISSED YOUR LUCID DIAMOND EYES, UGH I JUST WANT TO KISS YOU AND MAKE SWEET, SWEET LOVE UNDER THE MOONLIGHT. WHY ARE YOU SO PERFECTLY SCULPTED, ARE YOU AN ANGEL MADE OF MARBLE LET'S GET MARRIED. |
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is this what a gangbang is cause I’m down
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